In honor of my birthday (yes, the candles would be a little bonfire), I am giving myself the day off. For your reading enjoyment (I hope) — here is an [email protected] Classic. It’s a birthday theme, of course.
Dear Evil Skippy:
Where I work, we get our birthday off as a paid holiday, but only the actual day unless it falls on a weekend in which case we take Friday off. This has bugged me for years. How come employers and the government can move Lincoln’s and Washington’s Birthday around to make 3-day weekends, but my employer won’t let me move my own birthday to do the same thing?