The Top 10 Reasons Skippy Has Been MIA

Greetings loyal readers. Please accept my apologies for the lengthy hiatus. I’m back, so watch out!

 

1. All the fun I had in the 1970s finally caught up and I was resting.
2. Grandfather-hood (see photo).
3. Surprising life changes – as in Suddenly Single at 60.
4. Couldn’t compete with the news.
5. Tried to learn how to speak Czech.
6. Busy performing stand up comedy.
7. Training for the Warrior Dash.
8. Waiting for everyone to beg me to come back.
9. Lobbying to be cast in the remake of “9 to 5” (no luck so far)
10. The terms of my witness protection program.

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