A very small but very vocal group of our employees is lobbying hard for us to have a Black Santa at our annual Christmas party. This would make a bunch of our other employees lose their minds. What should I do?
— H.R. Manager
Dear H.R. Manager:
See if James Earl Jones is available. His “Ho! Ho! Ho!” would be EPIC.
Don’t be concerned about those other employees – anyone who reacts so strongly to a non-White Santa does not have a mind to lose in the first place.
— Evil Skippy
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