Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Evil Skippy and I hope that you all have a safe and enjoyable day. (If Thanksgiving is not celebrated wherever you are in the international land of Evil Skippy — have a safe and enjoyable day anyway.) Here again are some of our favorite observations about Thanksgiving to help get you in the mood:
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
– Kevin James
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
– Johnny Carson
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!