Several of you have written asking why there have been no new posts for a while. The Witness Protection Program bars me from providing details.
OK, that was a fib. Here are the . . .
Top Ten Reasons For No New Posts
- ES was attempting a third party run for the presidency (but no one noticed).
- Sun spots.
- Fretting about Jon Snow.
- Went to harassment training, fell into a fog and then several months passed by.
- Tried the 100-monkeys-and-a-typewriter experiment. Didn’t work.
- Love of sleep.
- Lost the charger for my Mac.
- Was waiting for enough people to miss me.
- The restraining order.
- Injured both arms by slapping with enthusiasm.
Regular posts should resume in early June. Until then, send me your questions/gripes/confessions/whatever. We will soon be slapping again!
Evil Skippy (and Jim)