Dear Evil Skippy Fans, Friends and Frenemies –
It’s been real. It’s been great. It’s even been real great.
Still, it’s time to wrap it up. Jim has accepted a position with the University of Washington (or so he says) and I have decided to pursue a career in anger management.. Or something. I have not decided.
Jim wishes you all the best. I really don’t care, especially since none of you sent anything to my Venmo account. Slaps to you.
In closing, remember this:
- If you are a supervisor, you should supervise.
- Only I can slap people. You have to use corrective action and other non-physical means.
- Harassers are bullies. Fire them.
- Take no weasels.
So long for now,